Pining for the Fjords
A long squawk
Yes, we have no bananas...or too many roaming the range 
7th-Aug-2008 09:39 pm
I'm dropping in to wish Happy Birthdays to [info]fangfaceandrea, [info]st_salieri, [info]tinpanalley, [info]manynames (and Lydia!), [info]gamiila, [info]kellyh, [info]patri65, [info]mnbelle, [info]rainkatt, and [info]lilachigh!

Oh, and the bananas? They have been buffaloed. As soon as Mr. M told me this morning, I felt that information needed sharing.

A northbound semi-trailer truck filled with bananas hit a buffalo on Interstate 380 near the Brandon exit at 2:30 a.m. Wednesday, according to KCRG-TV9. Some 25,000 to 35,000 bananas in 40-pound boxes tumbled out onto the road.


What, you thought buffalo no longer roamed here? They do, but only when they wander away from farms. The bananas are going to a legitimate food pantry (are there food pantries that were born out of wedlock?), but the commenters are wondering what's going to be done with the meat. And why "meat" is censored on the newspaper site, but "ass" is not. (I think CM needs to be directed to urbandictionary, because I'm not about to explain it to him in a family paper.) Also, the buffalo may be a bison.

You know that when all I have to offer are tidbits from the local paper, I've been RL busy. I've been getting stomach flu and working so I have little of interest to offer. We're heading off to Florida for a brief family visit this weekend, and I'm trying to make sure work is caught up so I can take the vacation.
adipose by cheesygirl
Comments 
8th-Aug-2008 05:09 am (UTC)
I'd say that story has plenty of interest. Made me giggle and share with my hubby!

Sorry about your stomach bug. Feel better before your weekend trip!
8th-Aug-2008 06:25 pm (UTC)
The stomach bug is over and only the pile of work remains. Thanks, and I'm glad you enjoyed my story.
8th-Aug-2008 01:58 pm (UTC)
All American buffalo are bison. It's like that whole yams are sweet potatoes thing...
8th-Aug-2008 06:25 pm (UTC)
Or, as keswindhover keeps telling me, all our robins are really thrushes.

I'm still going to put out seed for robins and eat buffalo burgers though. If the Supreme Court could declare the tomato a vegetable, why not?
8th-Aug-2008 08:41 pm (UTC)
That's the spirit!
8th-Aug-2008 02:02 pm (UTC)
I'm reminded of that commercial for peanut butter cups?

you know... 'heeeeeey! you got your buffalo in my bananas!' YOU got your bananas in my buffalo!'

*pauses

It really didn't sound that skanky in my head.
8th-Aug-2008 06:26 pm (UTC)
Isn't it odd how once things reach LJ, they almost always manage to sound skanky?
8th-Aug-2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
It is a Gift.

.... and a Curse...
9th-Aug-2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
Speaking as one who just came back from a lunch consisting of a bison cheeseburger, I can recommend the "meat."
2nd-Sep-2008 02:54 pm (UTC)
I seem to have missed thanking you for the birthday wishes (though I might have on Insane Journal)--I think that was one of the weeks I wasn't around much at all, but who knows. Anyway, thanks so much! I still have a lunch in honor of it today, so it's been a long celebration.

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